A Poem for the Epstein Class
A Poem for the Epstein Class (clean version) The problem with the very wealthy They stay so youthful, fit, and happy To eat the rich might prove quite healthy Except that they might taste quite crappy Their tastes are often truly awful They love to show they have us beat Though I don’t care that it’s unlawful There is some crap I will not eat! Dining room at the Royal Palace, Madrid, Spain (c) Kevin Cheek 2025 (not-so-clean version) The problem with the very wealthy They can afford to stay so fit To eat the rich might prove quite healthy Except that they might taste like shit Their tastes are often truly awful They love to show they have us beat Though I don’t care that it’s unlawful There is some shit I will not eat! Words (c) Kevin Cheek, 2026 Image (c) Kevin Cheek, 2025
