A Poem for the Epstein Class

A Poem for the Epstein Class

(clean version)

The problem with the very wealthy

They stay so youthful, fit, and happy

To eat the rich might prove quite healthy

Except that they might taste quite crappy

Their tastes are often truly awful

They love to show they have us beat

Though I don’t care that it’s unlawful

There is some crap I will not eat!

Dining room at the Royal Palace, Madrid, Spain
(c) Kevin Cheek 2025

(not-so-clean version)

The problem with the very wealthy

They can afford to stay so fit

To eat the rich might prove quite healthy

Except that they might taste like shit

Their tastes are often truly awful

They love to show they have us beat

Though I don’t care that it’s unlawful

There is some shit I will not eat!

Words (c) Kevin Cheek, 2026

Image (c) Kevin Cheek, 2025